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    Wednesday, July 29, 2009


    Today is a joyful day, lala i went to school..
    “哇!舒涵变大人了”
    I replied“噢, 情爱的心媛,你老不要拖我下水=。=”
    “你看舒涵,纽扣扣上面两个中间那个不扣, 要拖就全部不要扣吗!”
    everybody was laughing, den i was so embarass, the joy ee n ong sing laugh until most kao lat de la =.= apa fren tu -.-
    Den i not go try “强奸”the suan mei lor, i kip trying to open her buttons haha *i very kim MAN*, den laugh n scream scream n laugh like siao po, she always is a siao po d la haha.
    Den today physics, we got our new 大陆 teacher MAN, come in talk talk talk, for the first time in physics class i hear him talking abt physics for whole 20mins * broke my paying attention record in wu li class MAN* after 20mins i was whispering wit every1 as usual~ This teacher come for the 1st time ad giv hw, =.= 老师儿,你不要对我们那么残忍行吗? Haih i cant copy d.. HOW?
    Den normal sch routine lor, after tat the few J2m #1 best selling author started writing agn~ This time Felicia Meyer got come she added in the 'crew' we continue wit the pee-ing gal n Phantom of the farm n Cj's story~
    Getting yuck-ier n yuck-ier LOLS, wad sh!t n pop corn chicken, ice-cream n sh!t all come out d.. =.=
    Den, phantom of the farm a.k.a th made another spelling mistake agn, he call fei li xia The Lovely Xss[ ass] ,walao.. Sumore Look, The Hell sumore got another kim-mer name, Losen The Hole , haha.. Kim Lao
    Today, a tragedy happened in J2m after sch, the KIM tribe had a war among themselves, let me use Felicia Meyer's 金句:本是同Kim族,相煎何太急 -.-
    Th n Os fighting to rape each other *image to violent to be shown*
    Haha

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    Tuesday, July 28, 2009


    Today fei li xia went to piano exam, how is ur piano exam fei li xia?
    So jia ying went to sit wit si yin n little ys came lor and to no 良心 d th oso 抛弃 dear ru juin sit in the second row wit little shen shen, bcuz fei li xia is abesent today the whole class look like very empty, everybody changing places.
    Den we all gt so sian den not talk talk talk till kena scold by cikgu siva, who ask th n ys say those funny things till i n CJ cant stop laughing like crazy ppl. Ys n Th sing those dirty songs n go change ppl the name. Like th call himself Look, The Holy! and ys call Ate Your Shit, walao eh, sumore they call CJ U Cao Jib**, and call me Hey, Zip HOpen=.= spelling gt prob mo? i tot onli my grammar got prob, ur spelling oso gt prob ar[jkjk] sumore gt 1 mor Hey! Zip , Hello =.=
    Den th went making stories it our newest name, wan to noe those dirty stories go find The *Holy* 1 to tell u la, yucks.
    - Still got a lot of funny things, kip laughing laughing n laughing-
    Den we 4 wrote a story, randomly every1 a sentence, it gets kim-mer every sentence, in the end end up wit 18sx 7 full pg story in juz 1 hr. The newest authors *claps* J2M#1 BEST SELLER
    Wohoo, actually its a normal story a gal pee-ing behind a bush den bcome Red underwear outside, and Truimph and Bla BBLa everything out =.= Sumore cham liao phantom of the farm n KFC -.-"
    I laughed a lot today~ until chuin jian stomach ache ^^ haha [ sumore stole her nugget or it is porridge tat ys called o.O? ]

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    Monday, July 27, 2009


    This 2 days, i & freesia gt so sampat. We wrote the essay for suan mei 'Cruel love' [ the name yao yeng leh], its abt suan mei's real life story, the story will be publish on my blog soon, so plz take note! Dear miss Shantini said tat her essay was good & the pretty cikgu Siva oso said tat the story is very high standard MAN. Now i n furniture are working on CJ'S & CJ'S story, yeah. Our dear CJ read it and said:' Oh my! it's Twilight!' we said, 'Ya hahahaha (non stop)'.
    We sumore added port angeles in tim, haha
    Im wondering, whether we can find class de ppl go act out 'Cruel Love' mo, take camera record liao put to youtube, haha.

    Last Sat, i sat kc's father car go sch she the HHSB's concert. Den bcuz freesia's bro hvn eat dinner we all go eat dinner wit him. While eating.. lx screamed ARGH thr is a big mouse, i tot it is a cat LOLS. what a big mouse or a small cat.
    When we went in, we can't go in, we muz wait until the 1st song stops, then we met tis ko ai d uncle, he kip 'debate' wit the leng zai xue zhang KO AI MAN.
    Den after the second song, we are allowed to go in , yeah ^^.. alright its a bit sian at the begining, den i chit chat wit felicia lor, den we few kena marah, but we 2 bo kia si kip talking n talking, bla bla bla...
    Yisheng n Micheal is showing their card magic, i suddnely kai qiao, guessed out 1 of the tricks how to do d, chut tao liao ^^!
    When zhong chang xiu si, we went to find suan mei, she is sitting wit her xin huan while dear hwing came bac to find us n her kc, i went to see suan mei's fren and they say 1 of them look like me a lot.. isit? o.O Den more funny de coming, suan mei said she wan to see Micheal, so i not kepo go bring her lor, den i call 'Micheal Suan Mei wan to ..' Piak, suan mei hit my head so hardly LOLS, den lx kip say aiyo, u 2 mai xia sui =.= den Micheal like zha dao lidat.. so xia sui man =.=
    Den we oso questioned dear ee san [ conversation cant be revealed to public ]
    After tat we started to pay some attention to the band d, percussion is so yeng OMG, very very cool, trombone too [if not later os besong] lol, the whole band is all very cool la,their jiao lian so cool n leng zai, OMG envy qiao qiao gt such a yao yeng daddy, but mine is gd oso la hehe.
    In the end we all shouted encore encore, HIGH DAO YAO SI man...
    After tat, we went bac lor, lx's de parents brought everybody in the car to KA we ate naan, so full..
    We had fun ~^^ still gt so much hvn mention can't finish so much haha ^^
    Visit my blog mor to take the newest info of stories

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    Saturday, July 25, 2009


    Author: Felicia Tan L.X.
    The real tale of teoh kc
    Kah Chun loves Bak Kut Teh. He eats Bak kut Teh every Sunday. That is why he is so fat. And one day, he plans to diet. But the temptation is too great to bare with. So he inject the swine virus to the pigs so nobody dares to eat Bah Kut Teh. But he had left a few pigs for making a normal Bah Kut Teh. And the days go on ... the pigs he left were killed to cook Bah Kut Teh. At the end, everyone that ate pig died due to poison. And the H1N1 virus began, the whole world is getting sick on it. Until 1 day, all the people on the world is dead, except for fat KC & 1 more pig. He felt like eating the last Bah Kut Teh with the last pig. But suddenly, he ought about his future... Theres no woman left for him to marry with, to play with,to love with.
    And so he married the pig. And gave her a name ,****. They had a child whom name , T(a) H(sien), which stands for The Hell. The Hell is more like a pig, cuz LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON, he looks like the phantom of the farm.
    [end of story]

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    Friday, July 24, 2009


    U noe, my bro is a disgusting guy.. But ytd i found out tat my bro grown so much, so lets hear the story..
    Ytd is my bro's bday, so my father asked him juz when he came bac from tuition, in chinese of course, 'U wun cry on ur bday rite?'
    den my bro say 'sure la wun'
    'i tell u smth u dun cry kays? its ur bday..'
    'yalarh'
    'aiya dun tell u la, tml onli tell u =.=' den my bro got so curious, but he's sure tat smth bad had happen so he didnt ask... so i kip guessing lor,the onli thing my father did after we 2 went tuition is my father help my bro train his char (maple story) den i not 'xing mok'...
    I asked,'kena expel from guild' my dad shook his head
    'er, bl delete him? or kena ban?' etc etc many guesses, but none of them r right..
    when im walking out of the room, suddenly a thought flew through... he kena hack!
    im goin to say it out bcuz i noe im right n i dowan hurt him, but before i can stop myself from saying it out my mouth had already betrayed me...
    Den my father nodded sadly, although my brother's expression din really change, but i noe he was holding his tears.. haih~
    Maple is the game tat he wasted almost all the time he uses wit the computer, he studied the skills harder than his sch text books, he can play 12 hrs a day juz to level up.
    n now.. he is hacked wit ntg left... but he didnt cry..
    im so proud of him,
    so man, haha^^ my bro 'chut tao liao'
    If it is me i will be crying n crying n crying...
    u noe actually when i guessed the news i oso wan cry liao de lor...
    The stupid damn hacker.. **********
    he is haunted, not by a ghost or pontianak, is by his own mind, may the sin follow him for the rest of his or her's life as well as haunting him or her.. LOLS
    My brother is reli great,
    yeah.. better than me
    My mother told me n my bro tat 一个人不是成功最厉害,而是一个人失败后还能努力最难。
    i learned a great lesson~
    my bro hav the 中心思想's 的高尚品格..
    although he is younger than me,
    but i think he is more successful than me...
    跌倒后,在爬起来. & its only a game.
    my bro is my teladan d, haha

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    Thursday, July 23, 2009


    Today i din go to sch, i din ponteng=.=
    Ppl reli sick d larh~ Haih
    So sad, i can't celebrate my zhu xi n jia qi's bday T.T, i wish them happi bday^^.
    Today is oso my bro's bday too hmm.. Actually i wanna buy underwear for my bro de [i noe it is disgusting but i oso wan to say lala] but 1 of my fren say I WILL END UP DEAD(chorus speaking line) bcuz he always use to throw my head LOLS=.=, den suan liao lor...
    Teacher call when my mother went out dis morning, too sick to get up[ i din wake up oso] den liu lao shi ask, shu han fever ar? Den my dear daddy duno i din go to sch...=.= He say i duno wor ...zz
    Die d la... the sch ure say i ponteng sekolah man LOLS...
    Momi ask me wan go see doctor a not.. waste $ la
    see doc oso for the mc nia mah...
    Haih ko lian d me ar...

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    Haih, u noe i so 惭愧 u noe a not, say wan help u de end up u help me, the last physics test i think is the highest 1 in my physics test history liao..^^ if i din sit bside u duno got 20% a not oso..
    N im so 惭愧.. Chinese oso u help me i reli so bo yong... Haih ...

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    Lx say she is nt goin to give me any hint, so tml thr will be 2 tragedies in J2m
    1st, Zuo Haan is going to die in her bio test
    2nd, Lx is goin to die with ZH, Yay ^^
    lets 同归于尽!
    Who wan die together?
    Call 999 to suscribe =.=

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    Tml gt bio test, studying, i tml dowan“参考”ppl's ans liao, today almoz gt caught by the cute jimmy man... Phew,so tml im not goin to peek... But i duno tml can go sch mo? o.0

    i broke lx de tissue record, i used 1 n half roll of tissue LOLS
    Wish me gd luck ^^
    I would like to thanks:
    Dear suan mei a.k.a joy ee
    N always so geng in peeking de lx[haha]
    n almost caught me de jimmy..
    Cuz i dowan go to the DD[ disiplin department] lols T^T...
    So...
    DUN PEEK TOMORROW!

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    Sai Sai ar,

    R u still angry? Dun lidat la..[ im nt teh-ing]

    Lix is nt the criminal actually, but we 2 still made u angry [u oso gt bully us mah haha], forgive us la...

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    I duno y, lately blogging is so famous in J2M MAN..
    So..
    In order to follow the trend[dun be out dated], i oso make a blog lor~
    Kepo actually^^

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