Author: Felicia Tan L.X. The real tale of teoh kc Kah Chun loves Bak Kut Teh. He eats Bak kut Teh every Sunday. That is why he is so fat. And one day, he plans to diet. But the temptation is too great to bare with. So he inject the swine virus to the pigs so nobody dares to eat Bah Kut Teh. But he had left a few pigs for making a normal Bah Kut Teh. And the days go on ... the pigs he left were killed to cook Bah Kut Teh. At the end, everyone that ate pig died due to poison. And the H1N1 virus began, the whole world is getting sick on it. Until 1 day, all the people on the world is dead, except for fat KC & 1 more pig. He felt like eating the last Bah Kut Teh with the last pig. But suddenly, he ought about his future... Theres no woman left for him to marry with, to play with,to love with. And so he married the pig. And gave her a name ,****. They had a child whom name , T(a) H(sien), which stands for The Hell. The Hell is more like a pig, cuz LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON, he looks like the phantom of the farm. [end of story]
